Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 14, 2022
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Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.
Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.
by Icehollowcome69 November 24, 2021
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Mississippi Ghost

Taking a bong rip, inserting your face between someone's buttcheeks. And blowing the hit directly into their asshole.
"Woah man, why'd you fart a cloud?"
-"Oh that? Thats a Mississippi Ghost."
by Calcibyrn April 24, 2021
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Mississippi

an American state that is spelt like a disabled child with no arms, legs or left eyeball wrote it.
person a "how do you spell Mississippi??"
person b "I have no fucking clue"
by hhhhdfghj December 2, 2022
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Mississippi Gypsy

Mississippi’s Gypsy’s a women on one side of da block and a man named Brandon on the otha side of da block, but we don’t talk about it shhh.... Mississippi Gypsy is the sweetest and has the most awesome cool personality. She spends her time hangin wid da homies and cuddling up. She is also kinda an attention whore and yells at you until you rub her noggin’ SHES really furry too. She likes to meow a lot and sit in your lap.
Person 1: Have you seen Mississippi Gypsy?

Person 2: Shes sitting on Your lap brah
by Satans Cum 69 October 11, 2020
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mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.
The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.
by Kylepompom April 24, 2016
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pursuing the cousin of your ex. If the cousin is of the same gender as the pursuer ie the male breaks up with the female to pursue her male cousin, its a mississippi treasure hunt with a hint of lime.
My boyfriend and i broke up and now I want to go after his cute cousin, so I'm going on a mississippi treasure hunt.
by docta fill April 5, 2011
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