Mexican garbage can

Anywhere other than an actual garbage can. Example: The ground.

While driving down the freeway, Jose threw is beer can out the window into the Mexican garbage can.

by Chauncey Holinsworth March 5, 2004

Mexican Squeeze

Grabbing the male genitalia and squeezing it with all your might in a downward twisting motion. Intended to inflict pain to your close friends.

Jared gave Austin a Mexican squeeze.

by Thepastybros September 17, 2018

mexican horseshoe

A super crazy sexual position only done south of the border. Involves three prostitutes, four bottles of corn syrup, a sack of flour, a size 7/8 socket wrench, a pound of ground cinnamon, and a donkey with a ski mask.

Man! I had the best night! Totally got me a Mexican horseshoe in Mexico City! Shoot yeah the herpes are working!

by It burns when i pee April 16, 2010

Mexican Blackbird

A Mexican prostitute of Hispanic and African descent.

Go find a Mexican Blackbird and send all your troubles back home.

The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.

by GemiD1313 May 21, 2011

Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

mexican hot breakfast

A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.

"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."

by Bruce Longwood October 7, 2008

MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE

A BROKEN BUDWIESER (OR CORONA, MODELO, OR DOS XX'S ) BOTTLE WITH A JAGGED EDGE USED IN A DRUNKEN FIGHT.

JosA: "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE CHICO?"

JosB: " I was at a party last night and some Aztek warrior busted out a MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE and cut me up"

by voltampman October 29, 2009