lingdingdongdash

*lingdingdongdash*
VERB
Meaning- a small ling has had enough of the males ding dong and has to dash by blocking and exiting all social media accounts and anything else that can give them any kind of access to you.

Friend 1: 'Oh man did you hear about ims and the lingdingdongdash'

Friend 2: yeah i heard she had to make all new social media because this one guy hacked her accounts and started sending dick pics to her friend michael and now her friend michael is pissed because he doesnt like small dicks.

by Shmimigen April 7, 2020

Ling Ling

Ling Ling ; is to torment people as a sadist, or expose yourself as one in climax.

Q. Will you marry me?
A. YES
ling ling, hahaha

by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020

Lingard

Often used as a substitute word for 'Dick head'

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020

Lingle

A Literary Jingle. A short piece of music used in an audio book to break up a sections of reading.

David Gilmour premiered the lingles he had recorded for his friend who had just recorded her book.

by @0r4k1 July 2, 2020

Lingent

someone/something that’s so annoying it hurts your head

the sound of her voice is sooooo lingent i wanna kill her

by meltingpothead July 30, 2020

Ling sue

"We pulled the old ling sue on her "

We pulled the old "Ling Sue" on her

by Ramdal May 5, 2020

LingLing

The complete OPPOSITE of annoying and the best girlfriend in the whole world. You’d be blessed to ever even MEET a lingling in your like let alone get close to them. They are the most supportive and perfect people ever ( loophole ).

Person 1 : omg she’s so perfect and she makes me feel so important!
Person 2 : yup that’s LingLing for ya

by abcefuckoff May 23, 2020