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Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

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Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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Stayed up late

When a person lives to be extremely old, and you're surprised that they're still alive.
Wow, Dick Van Dyke sure has stayed up late! How old is he?
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don't late

"don't late" have the same meaning as "Don't be late".
It's an easier and lazier way to say "Don't be late".
Don't correct it to "Don't be late". It is too long.
Karen! please don't late for the class if you want to get an A grade in the "Attitude to Learning" part.
by Goodest English Developer January 18, 2023
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Late

I am late for my bus.
”Aren’t you late for your bus?”
”Yes.”
”Then why are you spending time making a defenition of it in the urban dictionary?”
by I Am The Meaning Of Life November 8, 2021
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Late before-noon

11am-11:59am
it's Late before-noon
by Janek2007 February 6, 2019
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Lates

Short for later, kinda like bye.
Yea I'll be back tomorrow, lates.
I wanna go watch tv, lates
by Ahonkhai April 29, 2024
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