Its Lag I swear 

"Its Lag I swear" is a term commonly used by hackers in attempt to trick others into thinking they're lagging.

"I'm not hacking, Its Lag I swear. I have bazillion ping"

Its Lag I swear by Another guy idk September 28, 2022

Gut lag 

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.

Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.

Gut lag by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022

Jet Lag 

The discharge following unprotected anal sex.

Thanks for the rogering luv, but I best get to the lavatory before we get some jet lag on the sheets

Jet Lag by TeamEpic23 December 7, 2022

Abby Lag

When exiting a game and Abby's WIFI takes a shit.

"THIS IS WHY I HAT....." this is Abby Lag

Abby Lag by 1123xx March 11, 2023

A Lag 

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"I found some bibites together in a lag"

A Lag by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

A Lag 

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"I found a bunch of bibites moving together in a lag using the herding neuron."

A Lag by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

Jeep Lag 

The term given to the Delay that occurs when you press the Gas and the engine reacts, in a 2000s Jeep Wrangler

Wow, the Jeep Lag really got me at the beginning of that last Rock Climb.

Jeep Lag by Labrador_Jeeper July 21, 2023