Umpa Lumpa

A Short Man

The Umpa Lumpa couldn't even climb the barstool.

by Faith & Larenda August 6, 2003

Lumpkin

A blowjob performed in a nightclub restroom that is interupted by The Staff and the two involved are kicked out of the club without finishing.

Did you hear those 2 in the next stall getting dragged out of here after giving a Lumpkin?

by ChaCha512 January 7, 2012

Lumping

When a man wears pants that are too small for him, and he puts his package on one side of the seam. The effect this has is of a large lump going partially down the side of one of the pant legs.

The opposite of flossing.

From the verb "To Lump"

Dude, Scott wore those pants that are a size too small for him yesterday, and decided on lumping it. I almost threw up.

by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 18, 2008

Lumpkin

Latin for really small pumpkin

mommy can i go get a lumpkin today for holloween please?

by Humpfree October 20, 2006

Umpa Lumpa

the best damn halloween costume

I went to a halloween costume as a umpa lumpa!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

mucky lumps

Tits

Lovely Mucky Lumps!

by Doctor Tit July 16, 2003

umpa-lumpa

a short bronze skinned freaky deaky man

Jon Tilley is the quintessential umpa-lumpa

by The Umpa Lumpa Club of Great Britain April 15, 2006