Long Rod

A person of taller than average height with a thin physique who could be mistaken for a walking johnson.
I was at this gig the other night but couldn't see anything because this long rod kept dancing in front of me.
by Baz L August 09, 2007
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Long live

The English say Long live the king/queen when they die.

The saying can be adopted to express relief or just acknowledgment that something is over.
I took my last final today. Long live 1Ls.
by cogitheum@mac.com May 07, 2009
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The “Long Text”

The long sappy text message you either send or receive from someone declaring their emotions in a last ditch effort or goodbye.
I feel bad for ghosting him, but I really wasn’t expecting Daniel to send me the “long text” after just one date.
by Christocoop November 08, 2017
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Long hug

Engaging in the physical merging in a "hug" for an extended period of time. Oftentimes making co-workers uncomfortable or leading them to believe that one or the other yearns for a union of hearts/minds/souls/bodies. Is often awkward and misinterpreted in the workplace environment, lasting over 6 seconds allowing one to "settle in" whether warranted or not
Girl: I dunno, he just long hugged me. Are we dating now?
Friend: Like how long did you guys hug?
Girl: A long time. Well over there 5 seconds...
Friend: Ooh, dang, he totally wants you!
Girl: Right!?
by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018
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Africa Long

Used to emphasize the amount of time one has gone without doing something by comparing to the colonization of Africa, which happened in the 9th century.
"Oh man, I haven't watched this show in Africa long!"

"Hey Chris, it's great to see you! It's been Africa long since we last chilled!"
by Semajskolka January 19, 2010
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Long Valley

Long Valley or the "Big LV" is a small town located in northwest New Jersey in Morris County. LV is full of rich snobs who all drive mercedes, cadillacs, bmw's, and range rovers. If your from LV you probably are rich and live in a multi-million dollar mansion. LV is near other wealthy towns such as Chester, and Mendham. Don't confuse LV with being being by Hackettstown because that is where Mexicans rome wild by Taco Bell and Burger King. Hell no! It is right next to it but its a whole other county. If you are from Long Valley you party hard, even at 3rd grade batman themed parties. LV kids are mostly abercrombie model looking or stoned and can't remember what they did last night. You can go to their high school West Morris Central in Chester and find drug stands where you can buy cheap coke. You might just get lost in a sea of expensive cars your parents bought you for your easter present. Even the little tikes could pass as 20 year old prostitutes. All residents think they are the shit and act gangsta from the ghetto, but seriously, don't you dare confuse one with a hackettstowner. "Hackettstown is the only town in NJ where you will find kids in ecko and shady clothing huddled around a rita's italian ice place claiming it to be their turf." Long Valley is the same except they prefer their Quizno's because they will beat you up if they see you going there. You probably have something better to do like go to Dunkin' Donuts down in the "valley" or some house party at you rich friend's house, because your a OG and are the shit.
Long Valley kid: Hey, yo, whaddup dawgy dog can I get my some weed?
Hackettstowner: Your from "THE BIG LV" aren't you?
by LAboof34 June 29, 2007
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