kang

a chinese wet flannel

oh look there’s kang

by yogurtsandwich January 3, 2019

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

Kang Banged

Drinking 7 IPAs followed closely by Benadryl.

Man, after falling into those stinging nettles and drinking all those IPAs he took some Benadryl and got straight KANG BANGED.

by Throwaway#69#sendit March 30, 2019

Kangaxxo

A very good fortnite player with over 800 wins (A fucking god)

Holy shit bro you're a kangaxxo

by Kangaxxo April 2, 2019

kangaroom

n. Australian term for tiny claustrophobic pouch-like dorm room or similar confined living space.

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Here, Bruce, this is a right bloody kangaroom you live in. Barely space in here to castrate a wallaby!

Well, it is a prison cell Sheila.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2019

Kangaroo

Bang Chan from Stray Kids.

Omg Chan is such a cute kangaroo!

by vega. April 26, 2019

KANG

Sagging lower belly fat that resembles a KANGaroo pouch

How’s this shirt look on me?
Minor visible kang

by Lightchoppa September 10, 2019