Kaiden

A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind

by Ejgivesbjstokaidenandviceversa March 24, 2024

Kaiden

An annoying, dumb bitch who does not want to take calculus.

P1: what a loser, who wont take calculus.
P2: yeah hes a kaiden and he gets no play.

by ianL April 5, 2024

kaiden day

kaiden day is when kaiden stims and goes it’s kaiden day it’s kaiden day so he will let us know it’s kaiden day, on kaiden day it’s commonly known that the people will do the conga and play sparkling zero in turns at the library

kaiden : it’s kaiden day it’s kaiden day
reece carling : haha you betcha it is I can’t wait
megan beer : god I can’t wait to hop on sparkling zero today I love kaiden day!

by dababyraw November 26, 2024

kaiden

kaiden is an obtuse, tubby , porky young lad who enjoys eating cake and fries on some occasions such as kaiden day he indulges in these foods whilst wearing his signature antler ears and playing sparkling zero

mylo : hey rabee butt do you think we should tell kaiden about evil stove?
rabee butt : idk hes quite fat and might start drooling at the thought of stove because you know it cooks food haha
mylo : yes but its evil stove so he will undrool because it uncooks his food hahahahahaa

by dababyraw November 26, 2024

kafew

crazy dog outside the house waiting for his food

there is a kafew waiting outside

by kafew12d0ginthehouse December 6, 2024

kaiely

Smart, studious, scholarly. Outgoing, positive, and just a chill girl overall. This name means success, and people after this name have infinite aura. She is beautiful, she is grace, is is poise, everyone wants to either be her or be with her. Top tier name is the coolest person you will meet in your lifetime

Kaiely is a genius that gets more knowlegable each day.

by Lightingbolt_37 December 6, 2024

kafew

crazy dog outside the house

my grandma owns a kafew

by kafew12d0ginthehouse December 6, 2024