Jonathan

A sexy beast that goes to school

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan

by joe-dadaleft December 1, 2019

Jonathan Szala

Jonathan is probably a wonderful young male who looks exactly Ja Morant. He's the type of kid who likes 2 beautiful young females at once.

"Hey Jonathan Szala what are you doing!"
"Nothing much just slaying 2 hoes."

by YMH.COM November 17, 2021

Jonathan

The coolest nigga in da world, revived me in fortnite one time and we caught da dub💯💯

Jason: Jonathan, revive me!

Jonathan: gotchu bro

*gets the fortnite dub*

by smallboyballs June 25, 2023

Jonathan

Jonathan is a word mean that he will be at least 7 foot and he will overpower his big brother

Dude I'M going to get Jonathan on your brother

by hoodganster March 5, 2022

Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.

Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!

by Nepsahe April 7, 2024

Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

by BEK August 31, 2013

Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer

A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women

ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying

by anonymous April 3, 2024