Jesus 

He is obviously Hispanic with an uncircumcised dick the size of a tic-tac. He will ALWAYS cheat on you and lie about it. He thinks he’s amazing but in reality he has very low self confidence. He’s a sex addict who will always break your heart.

“I can’t believe that Jesus cheated on me with my best friend”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell”

Jesus by Lukewarmlady April 2, 2022

Jesus 

Means - God Saves. Salvation.

The Way, the Truth and the Life. Son of God. Messiah. King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Jesus is Lord. The only one who can save our souls. His sinless, spotless blood was shed for humanity around 2,000 years ago. He is the most loving person you would ever know. Full of compassion and mercy, He revealed the loving nature of God. He knows everything about everyone. He is the Lamb of God and the Lion of Judah. No one can compare to Jesus. He performed many miracles. He cast out demons. He healed everyone He met. He cured the blind, healed the crippled and lame, He preached on repentance and forgiveness. He is God in the flesh. Immanuel means literally 'God with us'. The first man to have been born into this world of a virgin and therefore able to live without the sinful nature and never sin once. He defeated death and rose again on the third day. His first disciples were martyred for the faith, brutally killed for preaching about what they had seen and heard with their own eyes.

"Jesus is my Lord and Saviour"
"Lord Jesus is beautiful beyond description."
"Jesus is my closest friend, I am going to meet Him in Heaven"

"Jesus wants us to love our enemies and love our neighbour as ourselves"

"Jesus is the Messiah, the Son of God, the risen Christ"

"Everything about Jesus is pure, right and true. He has the power to save us and make us whole. No one can ever love each one of us as much as He does"

Jesus by heavensjewels April 3, 2022

Jesus 

Why?
Why?
Hey Daddy I smack these hoes
I stuck my pee-pee in some Cherrios
I got a pencil in my nose
And I beat my dipar everywhere I go

Like to hop hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants now its runny
I go Ungnt-Ungnt, think thats funny?
I stuff my dipar with all my money

Hey daddy jesus your a sausage!! ugh ugh

Jesus by Finnisflawed April 6, 2022

Jesus 

A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.

"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"

Jesus by beastmode8234 April 9, 2022

Jesus 

Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.

I feel sad

Jesus is there for you

Jesus by fun and game April 14, 2022

jesus 

the definition of perfection a handsome boy he has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile everything about him is sweet and kind he’s an extraordinary guy and he’s the person i’m gonna marry one day because he’s my other half

jesus is the love of my life and will continue to be forever

jesus by hehehsjisus April 26, 2022

Jesus 

Jesus is a very cool and muscular male, he usually save people from death. Jesus is also known as the kindest person on the universe, indeed many girls are attracted to him.

Hi
Hi
Are you Jesus?
Yes
I love you then

Jesus by Cx Stonks April 29, 2022