Jaden

A cool guy that everyone likes. He is sexy sexier than sexy every girl wants him. He is a athlete. He is also a gangster ass guy that doesn't have a problem with telling you like it is. He is very charming. His smile will melt your heart. If you have a Jaden take good care of him because they don't come around often

Hey there's Jaden. I wanna be Jaden. I like Jaden.

by Jaden Jackson December 26, 2016

dirty jade

Acting as a coverup for your gay boyfriend.

She’s definitely being a dirty jade for Gabriel.

by Toasted balls 1469 April 12, 2020

jade

verb. To pour Hypnotiq all over your partners naked body and then lick it off while stimulating your partner's sensual areas with your tongue.
Licking hypnotiq off of someone's titties, penis or twat. Ass jading is not recommended (Hypno and ass juice do not mix well).

1. After we jaded, her titties were all sticky and smelled like Hypno for like three days.

2. Kate couldnt believe that her friend let me jade her.

3.

by Dirt Bag October 3, 2007

Jade Monkey

Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.

Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered

"Someone's life may be on the line"

Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.

by M1STY January 13, 2008

Jaden

Original auther of theSTORY and theBEAR. Old school lame azz quaker who still goes around trying to find servers for quake 1 games in post 2000 America. His capacity for sickness is unparalleled.

Jaden wrote theSTORY, that is one sick mofo.

by stinky wizzleteeth May 19, 2004

Jadealia

Seductive wolfess, who eventually split into two parts, (good) Jadealia Lightning Diamond and (evil) Indigo Wolf.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

jaddle

The act of slapping ones ass vigorously to dislodge a raucous fart.

Craig jaddled urgently to relieve the pressure on his sphincter.

by Frank B June 11, 2006