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Jose

A guy with the biggest penis, plus really smart, he gets all the bitches,and is good at gambling, he's not afraid of anything
Wow he's such a Jose

Dang he reminds me of jose
by Hdhdhdv April 13, 2016
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jose

A man you love and hate at the same time. He will make you fall in love then he will rip your heart out of your chest and jump up and down on top of it...he's often complusive he can't stand when people hate him or upset with him. He is built like a warrior but is a softhearted he will lie to your face but he really doesn't do it intentionally he's trying not to hurt your feelings that's all. He has a beautiful smile and eyes you can get lost in. A man I can't help but love.
I hate that guy so much..."Why" beacuse he's just being Jose today!
by heartlessA February 4, 2010
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Jorie

A beautiful, blonde, curly-haired girl that is a kickass person.
You're so incredible, just like a Jorie!
by hotguuy November 14, 2012
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jolie laide

The literal translation of jolie laide is "pretty ugly." Basically, a female gets coined the French term "jolie laide" if she is not conventionally pretty/lacks natural beauty, but takes good care of herself, her skin, her attire and her overall hygiene that she makes herself become beautiful. Some might even say that the flaws in jolie-laide women give them an "irresistible allure."
Gemma Ward can be considered jolie laide because of her "buggy" eyes.
by keepsayingwoohoo August 1, 2009
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Joliet Blackhammer

A sex position where you kill 2 African Americans and then have sex on their dead bodies. Named for the sex act performed after a double homicide committed in Joliet IL January 10th 2013. Joliet Blackhammer is a play on the name of Joliet's former minor league baseball team the Joliet Jackhammers.
A white trash quartet from Joliet topped of the evening with a Joliet Blackhammer.
by Red Bushrod March 4, 2013
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jodie marsh

A woman who will do absolutly anything to get tits in the paper. Anything to distract your from that hideous nose...
Deciding that if Jordan can do I'm A Celebrity, she'd go on The Games. Talk about cut-price, bargain basement...
by Lee Bryan March 11, 2005
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Jose

The worlds biggest penis attached to some guy who sexts the preachers daughter
Dude: Woah put jose away
Guy: ok but i was sexting the preachers daughter
by Joses owners friend October 25, 2011
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