poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.

matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!

by pied pooper July 19, 2011

poop google

The act of googling whilst defecating.

This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.

by Slim_Dikkenz November 7, 2013

explosive poop

thing when you eat something bad and all the dams break loose

and your butthole is in distress

I shot her with explosive poop

by minhye park December 25, 2019

hybrid poop

When you take a dump that starts with solid logs but then turns into a steady stream of flowing diarrhea.

I though I would be on the toilet for a while at first, but luckily it was a hybrid poop so I was done quickly.

by helga olovski January 13, 2011

Hookah Poop

The dire need to excrete after smoking hookah. Sometimes can lead to a Shart.

Bro I gotta take a hookah poop, I feel like I just took some laxatives!

by kingfisher93 May 11, 2014

teen poop

TV shows typically shown on Nickelodeon or Disney Channel showing the woes and tribulations of teenaged Americans in overly moralic and shallow situations.

You've been watching teen poop for 5 hours straight. Turn it off and do your homework.

by Marty F October 11, 2013

Poop Surprise

The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.

Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim

Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn

by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020