Bed Jelly

When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later

Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly

by Reilly gosling March 04, 2019

bed carting

The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.

"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."

by Summer Green June 24, 2008

Bed Mosh

Where you're laying on the bed and someone decides to push you, then you proceed to push them back. So on and so forth.

John pushed George in bed last night, a few minutes later a Bed Mosh was created.

by destroyedx December 06, 2009

bed partner

a sex partner; a lay.

He has too may bed partners to bang.

by uttam maharjan March 04, 2010

Bed Sock

Blob, Condom

Time for a shag, does anyone have a spare bed sock?

by Dominic Shaw December 16, 2003

Shit the bed

To wake up much earlier than normal.

Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.

by RunBackDouble December 19, 2010

shit the bed

shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.

08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?

08:41 <lazydude1> lol

by rundata May 05, 2010