like a book

A term used to tell chriskaye you know how to "read" him.

I say, "You're wearing your batman shirt?"

C-dawg says "Yeah."

I say "Like a book."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

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Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

by lard is bad August 23, 2011

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A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.

You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

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cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

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