homeostasis

The force that makes a guy just want to hang out on the couch after drinking a few beers or smoking some weed.

My wife said we should go to the movies, but the I told her that homeostasis was holding me firmly in place.

by BreauxMagnon December 29, 2018

Master Homo

This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.

The Master Homo is massing an army for the invasion of California.

by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009

Nasty Homo

A nasty homo is a homosexual who tells of their explicit homo events in the bedroom without asking if anyone would like to hear.

Zack: I totally love to swallow cum. It is my favorite drink.
Everyone in the world: Ew, Zack, that's fucking disgusting.
Allen: (What a nasty homo.)

by 2nd period IB english class January 20, 2009

hetero-homo crush

when you're heterosexual but you have one crush of the same sex. doesn't mean you're homosexual or bisexual. it's just an exception often made for celebrities.

also known as same sex crush.

even though i'm a straight dude, i have a hetero-homo crush on brad pitt.

i'm straight and everything, but i totally have a same sex crush on demi lovato.

by mcnabeezy November 7, 2009

half-homo

The act of being attracted to the same sex and the opposite.

Erica: Did we make out last night?
Marissa: Yes. But we were drunk totally "no homo".
Erica: Actually we are half-homo.

by halfhomogirl July 20, 2012

No Homo

This is a phrase used when two bros do something that could be interpreted as homosexual, such as the brush of hands, etc. However, saying the phrase "No homo" will cleanse any bro from the action.

This only applies to the male of the human species.Girls will share beds, share clothes ALL THE HOMO!

"Bro you sucked my dick. Is that gay?"
"Not if you say the magic words. No homo bro."

by honest-person July 10, 2015

No Homo

This is when you and your homie need and excuis to do some gay stuff.

You: I'm going to bust a nut in you.
Your Homie: no that's that gay shit.
You: But no homo.
Your Homie: Well then ok.

by RXDRILEY04 June 4, 2018