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Keegan Hockey

So imma level with you, it’s bad, really, really bad. He’s a 14 y/o dipshit canadian that plays xbox and likes to annoy the shit out of his peers for his own entertainment. One of his favorite pastimes is Dick and ball.
by Yung Cheese July 2, 2019
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hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023
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Hockey

Mama I gotta go to the bathroom because I gotta hockey!
by Beety August 28, 2021
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Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND
“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024
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Hockey tryouts

The act of a UPS worker breaking fictitious jams. Using the Shepards hook to move a single package off the belt
You must have hockey tryouts coming up
by Smellypein March 19, 2025
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malaysian hockey

When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.
When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.
by fishgaming June 20, 2024
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Hockey

Hockey is a sport for white rich males
by Whitehockeyz January 13, 2022
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