Pocket Hockey 

Scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would not be proper to do so.

My wife's mother just died and the rented tux was too tight. It had my playing pocket hockey all through the funeral.

Pocket Hockey by Ace. August 9, 2012

field hockey 

the gayest sport to be invented. to be played with old men wearing kilts with no undergarments. also to flash another during play.

" i am scarred for life "
"why"
" i was forced top play field hockey and i was flashed by your dad"
" a man i'm sorry"

field hockey by google1234 March 30, 2009

Field Hockey 

Well as we all know every stupid fuckin woman needs a sport. So now we have Field hockey. Field hockey is by the gayest fucking sport known to man, worse than the WNBA. There are many reasons as to why this is a crime of a sport. 1. Trying to replicate ice hockey which lets be honest no one can do because its the most difficult of all sports. 2. The sticks are retarded looking. 3. The ball, yeah it looks like a shot put piece of shit. 4. Woman are so proud of the fact that they can "play" fockey when no one even likes this pointless sport. And 5. WOMAN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, OR IN BED SUCKIN A FAT DONG.

Every single girl at Killingly High School needs to shut the fuck up about field hockey because its not even entertaining nor is it difficult.

Field Hockey by Puckmaster November 8, 2012

Russian Ice Hockey

When two or more people stick their dicks into water/sleet during the winter. Loser's dick freezes first.

Some dumb fuck drunk was tricked into playing Russian Ice Hockey with two of his friends...he lost.

Russian Ice Hockey by TehWorldEnds December 4, 2010

Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey 

Only the most B.A. girls hockey team around loaded with amazing danglers.

Wow Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey looks amazing. They are professionals.

Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey by eatshitfreshmen August 17, 2010

air hockey 

when the person to which you are tossing a salad farts and shoots a piece of shit into your mouth and SCOOORRREEESSS!!!

"I didn't mean to play air hockey Bill, but you've got me so relaxed I could not control myself."

air hockey by familyguy April 26, 2005

Orgy hockey 

adj. A term coined by Newcastle Uni Mens 1st XI, who were the pioneers of this complex style of play in 2006. Used to describe fast, free-flowing hockey which results in one team totally dominating their opponents. Usually accompanied by numerous goals.

Fred: "Damn George, that game was one-sided!"
George: "Tell me about it, that team knew they were gunna get it, they just didn't know from whom or from where!"
Fred: "Hell you could pretty much say that was total orgy hockey."

Orgy hockey by Whenever Wherever December 9, 2008