Hat Noi

You are doing the “remove the first and last letter of your name” challenge. You are Chat Noir.

Person 1:I love Hat Noi!
Person 2: It’s Chat Noir.

by •Random123• May 20, 2021

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath

Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!

by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011

Hat-Shit

Taking 3 shits in one day.

A play on the popular sports reference hat-trick where a player scores three goals in a game.

3rd shit of the day, I JUST EARNED A HAT-SHIT!!! 💩💩💩

by dshawnjohn October 25, 2020

Jeeti hat

A hat, or toque that would be suitable for wear by Jeeti. They tend to possess gangster qualities. However, a Jeeti hat must also be functional, as Jeeti is wise. It must keep one's ears warm; a doo-rag would not suffice as a Jeeti hat.

Alright ragers, get your jeeti hats on, its cold out.

by Tubby69 December 12, 2008

squicker hats

cigarettes.

Usually said between 2 stoner chicks who are too fucked up to use real words.

Mikey always needs to light up a squicker hat after having a good romp in the alley behind the strip club.

by Molly, Jess & Rocko July 16, 2004

Fuck a hat

Another way of saying "go fuck yourself"

Bob: Judy is such a bitch
Tina: She can fuck a hat!

by Taschh October 18, 2015