A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it
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Get the Greg (Gregory) mug.A 46 year old washed up drag queen who’s homeless and follows around two random teenage girls all the time. For some reason he still walks around in full drag (though he can’t do it very well). He eats cheese. He will take over the world. Run.
DISCLAIMER: imaginary.
DISCLAIMER: imaginary.
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When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you deliver an epic super man punch straight to the dome piece
When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you deliver an epic super man punch straight to the dome piece
Man 1:“Eli was talking mad shit last night and I just couldn’t stand it anymore…I had to Baby Greg him!”
Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Gregged!”
Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Gregged!”
by MiniGreg December 4, 2023
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When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you Superman punch them in the dome piece.
When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you Superman punch them in the dome piece.
Man 1: “Eli was talking hella shit last night and I couldn’t stand it anymore…I had to Baby Greg him!”
Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Greg’d!”
Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Greg’d!”
by MiniGreg December 9, 2023
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