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FEED THE GOOSE.

The broke college student is the goose. FEED THE GOOSE. is the students’ cry for money and/or food.
Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.

Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018
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Angry Goose

Eating a girls ass and then bite her out of nowhere
How did your date go,
Not so good I accidentally give her the angry goose.
by Goose.realm March 1, 2019
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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.
I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.
by JHBEL October 5, 2021
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Goosed up

To have or give goosebumps , to get spooked, scared, startled
“That made me goosed up”
by Dannsy May 20, 2021
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Goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s canadian. he also loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel like boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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