goof

The presence of modern items in movie time settings where such modern items were supposedly yet to exist, e.g. the presence of Callaway golf balls in the 2024 movie "Snack Shack" that is set in 1991, even though such golf balls didn't exist until 2000

I was watching 'Snack Shack', and I spotted a pack of Callaway golf balls in the background. Major goof alert! Those balls didn't even exist in 1991!

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.

Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed

by crabnigga November 21, 2011

Intergalactic Goof

What you call someone who:

defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.

Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony

by ForceFedFetusFillet September 27, 2012

Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.

"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"

by calculator man May 11, 2014

False Goof

false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.

Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.

by negagoofy69 August 9, 2016

serious goof

(n): A person who is always acting silly and/or crazy, but is serious about being silly and/or crazy.

(n): A big mistake

John is always acting like a fool but he'll snap if you ruin his fun; he's a serious goof .

Locking your keys in your car is a serious goof.

by Still_Kicking July 29, 2016

bum goof

Someone with an odd personality or physical appearance

See goon

Nick: Golly, Nathan sure looks like a bum goof .
James: Yeah he looks like a Goon

by Gunner Brown July 4, 2016