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grandma dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?
by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015
mugGet the grandma dildomug.

grandma nipples

what the fuck why do you suck on grandma nipples
by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
mugGet the grandma nipplesmug.

Grandma's Sideboob

Grandma's Side Boob is the IG account for a up and coming ceramics maker / social media influencer. Let's hope you're here for her and well.... not the other reason.
I slid into Grandma's Sideboob DMs to see if she'd look at this page. I'm concerned about opening up the floodgates though by making the page....
by howmanypeoplehavethenameJack November 23, 2021
mugGet the Grandma's Sideboobmug.

Grandma Hawley

A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.
Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do
by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018
mugGet the Grandma Hawleymug.

Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."
Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."
by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011
mugGet the Grandma's Dogmug.

cooking with grandma

when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking
WE COOKING with GRANDMA TONIGHT BOYS!
by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018
mugGet the cooking with grandmamug.

Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick
"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick
by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019
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