Confuse the Goose

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.

"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."

by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008

Your goose is cooked

You have been pwned!

You've been caught by the cops buying dope. Your goose is cooked!

by chabba October 17, 2006

goose egg

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006

goose

a person's soul mate. comes from Duck Duck Goose.

amy: i can't believe you're marrying ben!!! im so happy for you!!!
claire: i know!!! he's my goose, i love him so much!!!

by muahahaha... September 21, 2011

Silly Goose

A word you use when you see your girlfriend in a very hot and spicy valentines outfit.

"yeah, yeah, yeah. You silly goose. You're so silly"

by shawtyslayer March 5, 2021

Goose Neck

The act of extending and shifting the neck back and forth to the rhythm of music.

Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?

Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.

Bob: What?

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

GOOSE

to find a hot chick take home and goose ( sex )

big booty latin chick you wanna goose with!!

by seakoner January 27, 2011