Golfin

Half golf ball, half dolphin

Golfing requires human flesh to sustain himself says golfin

by Mallard Ducks December 8, 2019

mini golfin'

A more sneaky way of saying puttin' or smoking weed and cruising.

Jen: "Hey girl wanna go mini golfin'?"

Sarah: "Hell yea!! My car or yours?"

by Dank-ass Stank ho September 18, 2009

midnight golfer

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine

Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now

by Steve January 25, 2005

golfsome

adjective describing a great occurance on a golf course

that was a golfsome chip shot

by richie a May 15, 2008

GolfBulb

The definition of pure awesomeness and dumb ass at the same time., commonly confused with the shape of an ordinary light-bulb.

"That guy is a total GolfBulb"

by DRO GolfBulb March 31, 2009

GolfPecks

An asshole

Damn, that guys a GolfPecks

by W1smw2xmw2xeqx76f2eyrxc2eytxc2 July 24, 2021

Panda Golfer

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009