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Glenn Beck

1. A mangina that pisses sitting down.
2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy.
3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive.
4. One of the original Garbage Pail Kids.
5. An "anchorman" who leaks estrogen out of his man-tits and cries repeatedly but is still one of the most fair and balanced personalities on Fox News.
1. I know she wears a skirt, but that's a dick-tucking Glenn Beck.
2. She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck.
3. That poor Glenn Beck can't even velcro his shoes by himself.
4. That Glenn Beck is the least valuable Garbage Pail Kid card ever.
5. Wow. Did you see Glenn Beck last night? That was a great newscast!
by theconcernedcitizen June 19, 2009
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Glen

By day, a normal man, but when the sun goes down, a beast, half crazy drunken mexican, half manicallly depressed clown. During parties he'll show up and be gentlemanly but then shall get drunken and angry, punching faces and sticking his abnormal tongue out in a frantic rage.

This being said, you still love him because he's a BOSS
There are no examples, for those who have encountered a Glen shall never tell the tail, be they dead or too crunk to remember anything.
by Fanzo August 28, 2011
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glens falls high school

"Hey man did you get some pot?"
"Yeah dude, I went up to that breeder place glens falls high school!"
by GFHS breeders October 18, 2008
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Glesbidite

1. A hermaphrodite who is satisfied by both men and women. 2. a combination of a gay man and a lesbian woman. Glesbidites are turned on by male and female homoerotica, seperately, but not by heterosexuality; i.e. the only way a gay man and a lesbian woman can happily have sex together. Glesbidites are often discriminated against. Five times as much as gays alone, in fact.
A bisexual friend of mine told me she was "Just tired of fucking men and women seperately," and wished there was an alternative. I recommended she involve a glesbidite in her intimacies. She called me up last week and said, "Thanks for the advice. The experience turned out to be one of the best things that ever happened to me." But she refuses to have sex with me now.
by CRaZY NiGGIE January 23, 2009
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glenn beck

Just some fat bastard with a really annoying voice who thinks he's hot shit, when is just shit. Lying is his hobby and lacks the brain to argue those who oppose his views and one of the biggest losers on television. How he got his own show is beyond me.
CNN viewr: Yesterday, Glenn Beck says Iran is the biggest threat to the planet even though the NIE reported them shutting down the nuclear power program years back last month. Can you believe that moron?

Climate Change: Who cares, makes my job easier and quicker.
by abemab April 18, 2008
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Gleetard

For all the people who talk nonstop about the show "Glee".
"I can't believe you watch that show, you are such a gleetard!"
by MattNY12 October 7, 2009
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glew(ed)

by Adam Lindstrom August 22, 2003
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