gapey

A gaping anus. A gaping asshole.

My wife had a gapey after an hour of pounding my cock up her asshole.

The gynecologist could tell that her patient engages in a lot of anal sex because when the patient bent over on all fours to expose her asshole, the patient had a gapey.

by j0e_22 July 19, 2007

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.

Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.

by Spok3 April 11, 2022

Gapometer

A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...

"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"

by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009

Gaple Syrup

The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.

Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Gapped

To lose really badly in a race, usually as it applies in motorcycle and car racing. Someone who has been gapped has lost a race so badly that he or she should strongly consider finding a new hobby.

Beating someone by half a car length is not a "gap." You must beat someone by an absolutely humiliating distance, like two or more bus lengths.

Joe thought he could take on Greg's corvette, but he got gapped and everyone saw.

by 187um October 17, 2016

Gaping Dumas

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.

Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?

by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010

Mouth gape

The permanent slight opening of the mouth due to being overstretched usually by multiple dicks.

I decided to push the limits of the suck fest by wanting a third dick added to my mouth once that happened I felt my mouth stretch. Oh great, I ended up with mouth gape. Now I can't stop drooling.

by lalaloveless July 28, 2016