attendance fraud

When someone marked you absent in class or in work but in reality you were present or you were there

Boss: Ok you guys need to fill up the form for you to get present because i'll not be here
Client or student: (fills up the form)
Client or student: I filled up the form and I was marked absent
Boss: Then it's an attendance fraud........

by Whatever Thingy March 12, 2021

Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.

“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants”

“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”

by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022

Technological Freudian Slip

When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.

Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for

Vegan: anime?

Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.

Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt

Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore

Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip

by NYCDIESEL July 16, 2022

Sipa Freud

When everything is about pussy.

Franklin: I'm soaking wet.
Sipa: You should use the pussy towel.
Franklin: You really are Sipa Freud.

by CombReal October 2, 2022

Giannis Fraudtetokounmpo

A fraud who runs and dunks only. Zero skills and can’t shoot, also a flop that takes 20 free throws a game because he sucks and can’t score normal points and has to flop to score.

I hate Giannis Fraudtetokounmpo

by DurantMuncher35 December 23, 2022

Male Fraud

What you get when you elect people like Donald Trump and George Santos

It's just another incident of Republican Male Fraud.

by ilookmarvlus December 31, 2022

pandemic fraud

Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities

Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?

by John da dude February 16, 2023