Freudocorrect

When your phone autocorrects your message with a Freudian slip

You look like Jack Swallow.
Oops I mean Jack Sparrow, damn Freudocorrect!

by Jackswallows July 8, 2018

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freudzoned

To be put into a "friend zone" like state by your parental figure.

"fucking hell, I wanna date my mother but she freudzoned me again!"

by Beepfromdiscord October 6, 2020

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Freudian autocorrect

A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).

/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better

bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected

by secretuser420 December 5, 2022

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Fred Thomas

The worst CB in New Orleans Saints history. Pessimist Pete Frequently called him a jackass bo.

Elvis Garbac threw for 8 TDs, all on Fred Thomas.

by Pessimist Pete January 28, 2009

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fraud trickin

Making one to believe that you practicing the act of sarcasm, but in actual fact, you are insulting them to their face.

Hey Curtys, you're a knob jockey, haha nah you're right mate, i'm just fraud trickin yah.

by YbDaRoCkStAr February 17, 2010

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Fraudulent Pimpin

Lying to a girl and using friends possessions like: clothes, phones, drugs, cars, and rooms etc to pull a dirty leg (definition on site) home to have sex.

My cousin June Bug borrowed my clothes, my friend's phone and weed told the girl his car was in the shop and he was a professional poker player. When he took her into our buddies room, then he was claiming as his own. The only problem with his fraudulent pimping plan was our buddie had moved all his furniture. Dude told her he forgot that the carpet cleanres were coming and then made a pallet for them to smash.

by Bassology November 24, 2010

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