French Faceoff

From the favorite passtime of french soldiers in world war 2, the French Faceoff is an act where two gentlemen adopt a strong, lunging posture, grasp one another's penises, and feverishly jerk off each other's genitalia while maintaining an intense state of eye contact. The loser of the contest is the individual who ejaculates.

Cpt. LeBlanc and LT. Jean-Pierre were bored on the front line, and needed to live to the morning. They grasped each other's erect penises, and LeBlanc spouted ejaculate into the fresh French morning air. He was the loser of the French faceoff. Fin.

by Paolo Cortez February 7, 2012

mend fences

to establish or improve good relationships

It's about time we mend our fences. ( example of mend fences)

by The Return of Light Joker June 6, 2011

Frances Bean Cobain

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter born in '93.

Frances looks just like her father.

by Me January 18, 2004

French Whistle

Putting your Entire mouth around a drink, cup, beer,bottle etc, and drinking the contents without using your hands. Ensuring quickest root to stomach..

Jeez, Eddie has been hitting the French whistle all night..

Is that guy really gonna french whistle that!

by mrtransparkingtonpoofkingtonsm November 27, 2011

French uppercut

A knee delivered to an opponent's groin. Phrase typically mentioned in football.

After the fumble, you see all the big linemen pile onto the ball. That's a nasty place to be, guaranteed you'll catch a couple elbows, or a French uppercut.

by Madman Shaemus August 20, 2013

French teachers

most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside

French teachers

by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020

The Frances

Passing out with your head only leaning against the wall on a 90 degree angle

"Man that chick last night was totally doing The Frances!"

by Kuri !! May 5, 2009