Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".
Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009
Get the Fanny Buffermug. One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012
Get the Fanny Slappermug. Fanny = vagina
Rimmer = when circleing your tounge over anothers body parts
When you circle your tounge over a womans vagina there. Can be other sorts of rimmers eg anus rimmer, titty rimmer etc
Rimmer = when circleing your tounge over anothers body parts
When you circle your tounge over a womans vagina there. Can be other sorts of rimmers eg anus rimmer, titty rimmer etc
by unimermaid June 22, 2014
Get the fanny rimmermug. Sticky residue left after a good nights shagging, when tail paste is left to harden it causes the fanny lips to be temporarily stuck together like an old mans lips after a stroke.
by pruneface69 January 12, 2010
Get the fanny gluemug. fanny webb has two meanings, the first being dirty sex juices that have been left and dried up.
the second meaning is, when a woman has not had any sexual activity for a while hence the webs in her vagina.
the second meaning is, when a woman has not had any sexual activity for a while hence the webs in her vagina.
"oh fuck, i better fucking clean me up cause im dirty as shit... iv well got fanny webb."
"ever since i caught the aids all iv been getting down there is fanny webb"
"ever since i caught the aids all iv been getting down there is fanny webb"
by john abdhule October 29, 2008
Get the fanny webbmug. by jooli2 January 5, 2011
Get the fanny buzzmug. Fanny farts are small air bubbles that are sometimes released out of a woman’s vagina when she moves.
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
Get the fanny fartmug.