s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

F.A.C.

An acronym for Flat-ass calm. Used by sailors, fishermen and people who spend time on the water to describe a sea like glass.

"Going surfing today?"
"Nah man, it's F.A.C."

--or--

"Good day for fishing, it's F.A.C. out."

by B. Dub July 31, 2012

F a goat A

"Fuck a goat ass"
I came up with this one at work one day. It's pretty much pure gold in my opinion. There is a subtle beauty within the phrase. If pronounced correctly it can be made to sound as though you are saying:
"have a good day"
pr0nounced: "effa-g'-day

Jim: well i'm off..
Bob: alrighty Jim. You have a good day now.
Jim thanks! you too! F a goat A.

by go0dkid October 23, 2007

F.A.H.

The Premier Squad-Up Klick brings to you, the elite coalition of Husla's, Pimps, and Balla's of the West Side of Seattle. Headquarters is located at "Tha Hot Spot" A.K.A. "Pili-Locos' Crib" Founders of F.A.H. consist of: Jerminator, Pili-Locos, Marioso, and G-Money (a.k.a Young Geezy) F.A.H. is furthermore copyrighted as of May 2006, all rights reserved by "Squad-Up Incorporated" ......FUCK-A-HOE!!!!

F.A.H. means Fuck-A-HOE!!! The premier Klick in the 206

by F.A.H. July 30, 2008

F A B

Acronym for Fake Ass Bitch. A female who is a complete facade. She is made up of lies and is completely unreliable.

PJ: Did that girl that gave you her number and told you to call her ever call you back man?

Sheldon: Nah, I called twice and she screened the shit outta me. She's a fuckin' F A B.

by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008

F.A.P.

abbreviation. Stands for Free And Personal. The ultimate definition of fapping; it cost nothing(Free), and you're usually by yourself(Personal).

I'm done doing for others; it's F.A.P. time.

by Altur-Goldenmean August 15, 2012

F.A.P.

Acronym for Fast As Possible. This is used when you need something faster than A.S.A.P.

Where A.S.A.P. implies prioritizing the requested action along with competing priorities, F.A.P. means nothing else is as important. Its urgency is also communicated since the word itself can be uttered more quickly than A.S.A.P. because it is one syllable shorter.

The CEO is on his way to my office, I need those reports on my desk F.A.P.

by Lee T. Wilson May 24, 2014