wank engine

Derives from the term "thomas the tank engine" but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum "thomas the wank engine" is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habitit of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. CHOAD

i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies clit and emptying my tank load on her engine.

by thomas johnson June 12, 2003

Engineering

Where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream... Hello Oompa Loompas of science!

The engineering majors at Purdue University worked in the Scientists' chocolate factory.

by Ben Wannaknow April 15, 2008

search engine

A device on the internet used to look up sites with the keyword you type in.

I needed to look up information on politics, so I typed it into the search engine and got all this cool stuff.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Cheat Engine Forums

A forum which has a large user community
There are many sections in CEF
It is owned by Dark_Byte, the creator of Cheat Engine.
CEF's users make their own programs to cheat in games such as, Flash Games, Maplestory, World of Warcraft and many more.
There is a General Discussion section and a Random Spam section
It is a very well organised forum and is so good that crappy sites leech off it.

Some Guy:
Hey, Dave What's the best site for cheating?

Dave:
Well, Get you ass down to Cheat Engine Forums as it's the best site for it!

by AeroFrost/Loganator December 30, 2008

the little engine that could

A minuscule penis which is capable of providing mountains of pleasure

When I saw the size of his penis, I thought "it can't" but he said, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can" and damn if he didn't! The little engine that could - ain't no mountain high enough!

by Luscious Lips Lynda December 20, 2013

engineer

1. Usually a person that studies engineering and works in the field after graduating.
2. Can usually have a very strange, peculiar personality, usually because of pushy parents who stressed them to become engineers. 75% of the time, the parents aren't even engineers or smart, they just want their kids to do what they couldn't do.
3. Can be very intelligent, or in many cases, very arrogant people. Will not only claim to know everything about engineering, but also about the government, medicine, even professional sports. However, while you can't beat them at engineering knowledge, do stand up to them when they claim to know more about something you know a lot about. Sadly enough, many engineers have an ego.

1. John earned a Chemical Engineering degree and now works for Dupont making polymers.
2. Joe had a pushy mother that worked as a secretary. She made him finish every math workbook she could find until he could ace Calculus in the eighth grade. Joe now lacks appropriate interpersonal skills and cannot keep friends.
3. Mark knows everything about aerospace engineering and fixing my computer, but he thinks he knows everything about basketball, even though I played college ball. He thinks it's a game of numbers, when it's really about attitude, heart and practice, and whether or not the goddamn coach likes you!

by samjung23 July 17, 2005

industrial engineering

College major adopted by prospective engineers dauted by courses in circuits, physical chemistry, thermodynamics, statics, fluid and soil mechanics, genetics, C++, talking to girls, and sobriety. The type that registers for that Stochastic Models class because he thinks it involves naked Croatian shutter fodder.

Nuclear engineering student: Yo Witness, word has it you dropped the bomb on civil engineering.
Mechanical engineering student: Yeah, you fumbling toward the Interesting and Easy?
Civil engineering student: Imaginary Engineering?
Biomedical engineering student: Inside Edition?
Industrial engineering student: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

by Witness10mm October 10, 2005