Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

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where Amelia Earheart is

the place where all lost things go until they are eventually found in the most random places

Bob: Hey man, where's the bracelet you always wear?

Jim: Oh bro didn't I tell you? Somehow I lost it. It came right off my arm without me noticing.

Bob: Ah, so it's where Amelia Earheart is.

by H3MAN4694 January 25, 2011

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small ears

having small ears renders you incapable to hearing things. Small ears are ugly.

Timothy has extremely small ears.

by timsajoo January 5, 2009

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Eraserhead

When a man only applies bronze tanning lotion to his dick head, creating the illusion of an eraser head on a pencil; works best with a thin, long, pencil-shaped penis.

"I can't help but feel unsatisfied with the general build of my boyfriends penis - if it wasn't for him having an eraserhead, I'm sure I'd have broken up with him years ago."

by PeterVenkman April 24, 2015

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eraser

1. the gay way of saying 'rubber', stationary used to erase pencil writings, therefore, ERASER

2. a condom

p1: u know that teachers aren't allowed to say rubber?
p2: what! why?
p1: yea, they have use eraser to because it refers to condoms
p2: what tightasses

by taylorjdaniel January 5, 2008

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