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duck with a dick

adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical

When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.



"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."

duck with a dick by RizzDizz February 10, 2009
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duck widow 

The wife or significant other of a hardcore duck hunter during duck season.
Oh its duck season so Sue Ellen is a duck widow until the season over and Billy Bob is done hunting.
duck widow by sevendrakes December 25, 2009
The appearance a person's mouth takes on after having to much collagen injected into their lips.
I walked down Hollywood Blvd and saw more Duck bills than you would in a Chinese restaurant dumpster.
Duck Bill by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017

Duck Magic 

The best type of magic ever. It can only be performed by "magical beast man," unless he teaches you it. Magical beast man was given Duck Magic powers when he found Muhammed King Tut (That famous mythical dude) living in a cave on fairy island. Duck Magic can summon survival guides, evil zombie Back To The Future fans, small blue cars and maps of fairy island. If you want to teleport to magical beast man, you will need to do a Nunji Ritual that consist of singing "The Summer Song."
I was driving my car without concentrating and I ran over a Jolly Göttinger going 88 miles an hour. Suddenly Duck Magic occurred because he stood back up and walked away, though his guts were hanging out.
Duck Magic by MrWrightFan26 July 29, 2018

Duck Butter Slap 

To apply duck butter to ones hand, and to slap a deserving person in the nose/mouth: see duck butter
My boss pissed me off so much, I had to give him a juicy duck butter slap across the face.
Duck Butter Slap by KiLLa Es December 6, 2006
When you meant to type "fuck up" but you fucked up.
A: Shut the duck up!
A: Oh shit I meant duck up.
A: DUCK.

A: Ducking autocorrect.
duck up by lavagerbil January 2, 2017