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Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.
Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!
by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010
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douche barrel

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.
Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!
by Greenbag February 17, 2008
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Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009
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douche wallet

That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet
by dbaggery26 January 15, 2009
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douche convention

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.
"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"
by Pat Owen December 9, 2008
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douche and run

Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.
"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."
by PJSINSANE November 16, 2013
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omega douche

A person (s) of exceeded amounts of douchery he or she became god (dess) of douchebags
Did you see Brady yesterday? Man that guy is a omega douche
by darknessofsins March 11, 2015
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