gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003

Hot Dessert

n./v.tr.
To ejaculate into a full rectum after which point one proceeds to pull out and spread the buttocks. Upon achieving relaxation of the anus one may proceed to utilize the tongue in order to scoop out the feces freshly topped with semen.
Serves up to 4.
Caution: May contain peanuts.

A: Hey I'm heading to Alberto's for a Hot Lunch and maybe an Alabama Hot Pocket. Wanna join us?

D: No thanks! I'm meeting up with Vlad. He wants to try my Hot Dessert again. Hopefully it turns out this time. Last time it was a little runny and we didn't even have any napkins. He had to use his shirt to wipe off his face after he licked my serving dish clean. Anyway I thought you weren't talking to Alberto anymore after the whole Angry Pirate thing.

by Dyl Busto September 18, 2010

Ukranian Dessert

The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.

Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.

by YonkersSmurf July 26, 2011

Dresscode

Cleavage, aka"Dresscode Violation" When you see a girl with extreme cleavage you yell dresscode.

You should cover up that dresscode.

by Vee Sleezy June 27, 2007

elephant's dessert

You sit on a girls face so your dick hangs over it like a trunk while she eats out your asshole.

I was getting an elephant's dessert and i farted on her face.

by sexy skydiver January 2, 2009

dress-wearing

a word used to descripe spinner, the creator of planetarion.

...the ever dress-wearing spinner.

Spinner is dress-wearing.

by John Smith August 18, 2003

desseray

a very amazing, hot, smart, funny, nice, kind, fun, perfect, unique, awesome and kool. the one everybody loves. the one that always makes everyone's day brighter. the one with confused feelings but is still loveable and missable.

guy1:hey, did u meet desseray?
guy2:yea, i love her dude!
guy1:same, she's so amazing!
guy2:i know!

by the guy who loves u July 8, 2011