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Duster Fuck

The object of pleasuring yourself to or with family members with random objects of choice, Such as: Razor Blades, Pot bellied pigs, A Space Heater, Heroin, A 50Lb Block of swiss cheese, A kiddy pool full of olive oil, and Battery Acid.
Duster Fuck can only be used accordingly in two sentences, the following: I would Duster Fuck the Hell out of my sister. And, Would you like to join my Duster Fuck.
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Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster
When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
by E.B. December 3, 2004
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dust on crust

new snow (powder) on ice (ice surface) this is usaly only used in snowboarding or skiing
man today is a bad day to go skiing its all dust on crust.
by Adam O.. February 17, 2008
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DUSDL

-noun (vulgar)

Acronym for "Dried up stinky dick licker." Derived from the Adam Sandler skit "Toll Booth Willie" from the 1993 album "They're all gonna laugh at you!" The skit stars Sandler in the title role, speaking in an exaggerated New England accent. The humor of the skit lies in the unexpectedly vile scorn with which the drivers on Willie's toll road treat him, the funniest of these is played by David Spade, who derides Willie as "nothing but a dried up stinky dick licker."

The acronym DUSDL has found limited popular use in Bergen County New Jersey as a derogatory term for a any variation of dumb dick, asshole, or jerk-off.

Origin:

c. 1993
1. Man: "I took a crap in a your toilet and now it smells like gross poop in there"

Woman: "Oh, you fucking DUSDL."

2. Man: "I heard the band Train is having a concert, and I'd like to go to it."

Woman (overhearing): "fucking DUSDL."
by Feelinggoodlewis December 19, 2010
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Dusty Minge Fart

An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.
Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!

Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...

Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!

Peter: She's buff innit...

Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!
by C&P - Maths ;) May 18, 2011
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Dushe n' Flush

Dushe n' Flush is the action of ditching a woman after dusheing her.
Guy 1: Yo man! How'd your date go last night?

Guy 2: Dude it wasn't a date. I just dushed n' flushed her.

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Guy 1: So are you actually going to get serious with this girl?

Guy 2: Of course not! I'm just going to dushe n' flush her like all the other girls I've been with.

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by AlexCunningMan June 24, 2016
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Fairy-duster

verb, fair-eeduhs-ter to fart a cloud of powder into someone's face. Usually done by sprinkling baby-powder in your ass crack. However, you can be creative; it works with many different powders and also can be done with queefs.
"Dude, last night this girl gave me a fairy dusting I'll never forget!"

"Hey baby get on your knees I'm gonna give you a fairy-duster"
by P-B-J May 7, 2010
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