by mattballew June 26, 2016
by sumkorie June 24, 2020
by lethallee June 26, 2011
When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!
by two dollar scratchy hater May 15, 2009
Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"
by 5 $$$ footlong May 27, 2008
By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.
by IReallyWannaDieToday December 15, 2018
buying clothes (normally used) for a certain price, then finding more money in the pocket than what you originally paid for them
I bought a $20 pair of jeans at Plato's Closet the other day and found a wadded up $50 dollar bill in one of the pockets when I got home. I love paying negative dollars for clothes.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009