depression bath

Sitting in a tub of boiling hot water for long periods of time to practice burning in hell.

Eugene sat in the depression bath for 3 hours and didn't move.

by angela larochelle October 12, 2017

Depression Episode

Saddness, tears... when someone asks you whats wrong you say "i don't know" because you don't know what is wrong. you feel empty and depressed.

haley: hey whats wrong?

you: idk I'm just having another depression episode

by lilkoii May 9, 2018

Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018

Depressants

Ants that help you when you are sad. They may be therapy ants, or just good friend ants. Either way, they are ants. This is not to be confused with the medically prescribed anti depressants. These are just for any person who feels down.

Person 1: I'm feeling sad..
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: yeah.. My depressants will help me.

by Sockth December 28, 2018

Deptford Girl

A girl from Deptford that talk shit on each other, steals each other’s boyfriend, and block you for no reason yet when you block then they get mad, will do anything for drugs (even make out with Steve) you skanks. They call you abusive and toxic even when you don’t do anything, and to top that they can’t even keep a relationship but bitch on snap how they can never find a loyal man but will go to a drug dealer and get played like a flute, they even passed an unstoppable medal from call of duty if you know what I mean.

“Jim have you heard about that girl Katie”
“Yeah I heard she’s a real deptford girl”
“Dude I even heard she got a unstoppable medal bro, that’s like 30+ bodies)

by DeptfordGirlsAreBitches July 22, 2020

Depretzel

To decompress, relax, or otherwise unplug.

After a stressful day She just wanted to get home to curl up with some wine and the telly to depretzel.

by A.L. Harper September 7, 2021

deporque

(adj.) dee•pork

1. the act of feeling depressed and stimulated; inshort you're basically sad and horny

2. it implies burnout with the sensation of wanting to mate after a stressful day at work

"Working in customer service makes me deporque at a daily basis." -literally everyone

" Working at a hospital doesn't help when I'm feeling deporque! I need a vacation." -nurse

GF:"Babe, why are you fondling my boobs and crying?"

BF:"I didn't know that I was reading ntr until it was too late. Now I'm all deporque!"

by poipul March 3, 2022