Geometry Dash 2.2 out

yes yes it is real!!!! it is oute. swingcopter here!!! spider oorb here!!! we evehn got de teleporb and deh spider pahd
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!

Bartholomew: "2.2 will never come out."
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"

Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"

Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"

Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*

by this creature January 22, 2024

Geometry Dash

FIRE IN THE HOLEEE

Boy: Did you know? Did you hear | Roptop released 2.2 |
Girl: Was that it? On Youtube? |
Boy: Video had a million views
Girl: They said he took too long |
Girl: But they're not coding his game |
Boy: The robtop will never, |
Girl & Boy: Hesitate to release 2.3 Yea |

Girl: WAIT WHAT'S THA-
:): FIRE IN THE HOLE

boy: Geometry dash is co-
Girl: FIRE IN THE HOLEE

Boy: What is that
>:(: Water in the hole

Boy: No I will not become the lobotom-

by CoolDudeI_Think January 27, 2024

Rainbow Dash

The tightest, hottest, and most horny female Pegasus in Equestria.

She also flies very fast as well, but no speed in the bedroom.

I came SO hard inside Rainbow Dash last night…

It was beautiful.

by King Of My Little Pony July 10, 2024

Brawl Dash

Brawl Dash makes you gamble makes you obsessed. 8 victims have already been diagnosed with BD obsession…

I play brawl dash every day and i’m obsessed with it

by Cheesey :3 July 20, 2024

Door dash

It hasn't gone out of business because the drivers are (at some level) eating the cost.

Hym "And the people ordering door dash are affluent enough to pay either way. They just tip less. Seriously, do you even talk to anyone who isn't a fucking YouTube vermin? How out of touch can a person be?"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Geometry Dash 2.2

The thirteenth official update to Geometry Dash, a game developed by Swedish developer Robert Topala, also known as RobtopGames or Zhenmuron. The update was released on December 19th, 2023, and was announced when RobTop released a tweet reading "Check Steam" with a gif of Thanos. 2.2 was the first update since the 2.1 update, which released on January 16th, 2017. 2.2 added a plethora of new features. Such as camera controls, shaders, an advanced particle system, 500+ new icons, a revamped physics system, platformer mode (which allows the player to move as they would in a traditional platforming game), a new gamemode, and many more. 2.2 was the highest anticipated update in Geometry Dash history and the game is currently on update 2.206, which released on June 1st, 2024.

The new Geometry Dash 2.2 update just dropped! Time to milk it for views!! x3

by ItsRainningOutside August 12, 2024

Geometry Dash

A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.

"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.

"No." Lois said.

family guy fall plays

cue outro music

by T1ngTang February 21, 2024