The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.

Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.

by Bruther Man August 1, 2022

Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.

After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Finals Curse

A term for a phenomenon in osu! where the US was unable to win the osu! World Cup (OWC) without performing a bracket reset. The curse was broken in 2019 when the US went crazy and obliterated everyone, defeating South Korea in the Grand Finals 7-0.

fieryrage: I can't believe we need to do a bracket reset
Apraxia: Dude it's the Finals Curse

by Kerbalover99 September 28, 2022

The Crimson Curse

Whilst once having sexual intercourse with a person of red hair, you come to find out they have given you an STD.

In college I slept with this girl named Becky and she gave me the Crimson curse. I had to go to the doctor for checkups and medicine every week!

by Mars rover August 25, 2015

Cursed Technique

The main power system of the manga/anime Jujutsu Kaisen
Cursed Technique's are abilities that are from a person's cursed energy.

Types: Innate technique, barrie technique, Shikigami, domain expansion, and more

Gojo's cursed technique is limitless
:O

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 27, 2023

integra curse

when driving randomly your drive shaft will fall off and u will spin out of control.

17/4/2010
The integra curse!
Honda 1994 integra gray sports

driving down a small road drive shaft fell of and spun out hit a wall

by kragzz423 April 28, 2010

CPP Curse

Since the bitches at Cal Poly Pomona and Pomona, in general, are in general so fucking mid the males attending or living near CPP are afflicted by the CPP Curse, the curse inflicts bronco vision and buffs ugly bitches stats. In layman's terms all since all the girls are so ugly at cpp a 4/10 normally would get bumped up to a 7/10. The curse also does not allow attractive women to join the school and hypes up ugly bitches leaving normally attractive males stuck with women way below their leagues.

Bro the CPP Curse strikes again, my homie fucked a mid white woman and was proud

by I-hate-fat-bitches February 27, 2023