Crotch Specter 

Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.

See also Ass Phantom

I felt that you Crotch Specter!

Crotch Specter by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

crotch hoppers 

Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.

Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.

crotch hoppers by Jon Rhodes June 29, 2005

Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter

"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"

Crotch Ballies by Chris September 1, 2008

crotch grazer 

Someone who sucks a lot of dick or eats a lot of pussy
a whore, slut, hoe etc.

OMG Stacie is such an effing crotch grazer

crotch grazer by tranny ass whoremaster October 7, 2008

Crotch Ticket 

A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back

Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!
Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!

Crotch Ticket by JC'Onine January 30, 2009

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

Crotch Hat by GezJDM February 4, 2009

crotch-botched 

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

crotch-botched by FASH1976 September 6, 2009