Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.

Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact”

by KeeGee February 20, 2020

stupid WhatsApp contact

Is a WhatsApp contact that replies your message from your status after snubbing you.

Tope's a stupid WhatsApp contact cos she only replies when she needs a favor

by Tyrantgunner September 10, 2020

Four points of contact

Noun: 1) the Australian national standard of boat passenger safety

Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on”

by Scurvy Sailor October 6, 2020

eden has a contagious smile

a group of extremely worrying people

Man: hey how do u feel about people in the discord group chat eden has a contagious smile

Man 2: disgusting, repulsive, worrying

by PissterInTheCup August 14, 2021

Ball to Balls Contact

When you’re playing a sport that uses a ball and it hits your scrotum

Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!

by StudMastaFlex34 April 2, 2022

Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.

Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.

by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023