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Craig

The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023
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craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.
by Slimstacy June 25, 2017
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craig trotts

really good at madden. loves to eat chips. loves the seahawks
by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
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Pulled A Craig

Got absolutely twatted and fell asleep, ruining any plans.
Jerome had many important tasks to do, but instead he pulled a Craig.
by Roy is a poor imigrant January 17, 2024
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Jenny Craig, the weight-loss brand that once touted celebrity endorsements from stars like Queen Latifah, Mariah Carey and Jason Alexander, is shutting down after four decades in business.

The Carlsbad, Calif.-based company, which offered coaching sessions and personalized meal plans, said Thursday it was canceling all online food orders and merchandise sales in corporate centers. It also stopped its coaching sessions, the company said.
Jenny Craig is going out of business News Article
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
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Craig The Mailman

Dantdm’ s mailman from 2013-2016 that always hisses.
by Ahadi2011 July 3, 2025
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Taylor Craig

The cutest boy you will know and ever meet. He is the most caring and loving, but when you pluck his last nerve, your done. He is shy, but if you stick around yall will love each other no matter what.
Taylor Craig your the bestest man I've ever known
by Taylor's Sister ❤ February 9, 2019
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