trump: oh SataN, i NeEdS tO spItS oUt OnE oF ThEm SpIcEr'S mEmE.
satan: kay, just stop typing wierd/
TrUMp: No, I nEEDS THem SpICy memes. i neED That press covfefe!
lightbulb suddenly shines
satan: there you go
TRRRRRRUmPPP: tesb eht er' uoy natas sknahT
satan: kay, just stop typing wierd/
TrUMp: No, I nEEDS THem SpICy memes. i neED That press covfefe!
lightbulb suddenly shines
satan: there you go
TRRRRRRUmPPP: tesb eht er' uoy natas sknahT
when you need a new meme about yourself, you sh*t out new memes like f*cking covfefe.
americas screwed. the f*cking world is screwed
besides Canada
americas screwed. the f*cking world is screwed
besides Canada
by tadashi fukushimatadt June 01, 2017
A portmanteau of "coverage" referring to press coverage and "fefe" referring to a made up jury-rigged device that prisoners make to masturbate. In context, it is used to suggest that the press are creating their "coverage" from discarded tidbits as a form of mental masturbation.
by MODRON June 01, 2017
A compound word championed by Mr. Trump joining "cov" (a confirmation of sexual victory) to "fefe" (having sex with a rubber glove-lined sock in prison). Usually shouted late at night upon successful completion of the act
by yogurtman87 June 01, 2017
by HeartMommy May 31, 2017
from old english: the origins are lost to the mists of time but is understood to be an abbreviated context referring to ones ability to with stand untruths and conspiracy theories spread by those of a liberal mindset or those who struggle with logic and truthfulness,
after a fortnight of Rebarbative Twattle being dispensed by the Nefelibata media, Only one blessed with a Podsnappery demeanor could display covfefe and befuddle those Nebbish types by Argle-bargle
by Carriwitchet June 02, 2017
The Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically for Engagement Act (COVFEFE Act) is a bill introduced into the United States House of Representatives in 2017, during the 115th United States Congress.
The bill would amend the Presidential Records Act to preserve Twitter posts and other social media interactions of the president of the United States, and to require the National Archives to store such items.
The bill would amend the Presidential Records Act to preserve Twitter posts and other social media interactions of the president of the United States, and to require the National Archives to store such items.
by yyuryyubicuryy4me May 12, 2018
The Germans have a word that English speaking people don't, "schadenfreude" (is pleasure derived from the misfortune of others)
After traveling to Germany and meeting with miserable hag Angela Merkel from Hansel and Gretel lore The Great Fearless Leader MAGA Donald Trump coined the descriptive word "Covfefe", meaning 'pleasure derived from the misfortune of others' while he observed Kathy Griffins spectacular meltdown in national news
After traveling to Germany and meeting with miserable hag Angela Merkel from Hansel and Gretel lore The Great Fearless Leader MAGA Donald Trump coined the descriptive word "Covfefe", meaning 'pleasure derived from the misfortune of others' while he observed Kathy Griffins spectacular meltdown in national news
by WhyZeeGuy June 01, 2017