My interpretation. Covfefe, noun. A mainstream press coverup conspiracy about conspiracies, particularly child sex slavery rings at the highest levels of government and society. Synonym: "kerfuffle"
'Despite the constant negative press covfefe' Covfefe is equivalent to MISO, as in "MISO horny for innocent child's blood!" Enjoy your MISO soup, now with fresh Covfefe, no MSG!
by SpiceyMikeCovfefeWarrior June 01, 2017