eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear

now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007

Company X

1.) A lame comic created by Chefelf.
2.) A very infrequently updated comic that should be updated more frequently.

Hey, I wish Chefelf would get off his lazy Hinder and update that Company X pronto!!

by BoyHubris July 7, 2004

The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.

The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.

by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018

Arizona Jeans Company

A JC Penney minilabel, Arizona Jeans Company is a safe, boring option for young teen clothing.

A favorite of middle schoolers, poor people, and people from small towns with no other options (although this is still not an excuse), Arizona Jeans Company is basically one step above buying your clothes at KMart.

Josh- These fake denim, hammer loop carpenter shorts are from Arizona Jeans Company!
Cole- Dude, that just means JC Penney's. You suck.

Ashley- Girl, I can see the Arizona Jeans label on your boring, sage colored hoodie sweater. Tuck it in.
Lynn- I am so embarassed. Don't tell anyone, okay? My mom just got fired, and my dad spends all of his paycheck at the bar...

by Chickering June 26, 2007

company hero

1. The guy that always puts the company first.

2. The guy that does the company a favor by coming to work, even on vacation.

3. The guy who states, “ If we had more employees like me, we’d only need half of what we have.”
4. The guy who goes to HR and makes us situations in an attempt to have an employee fired and to deflect attention away from himself for his own actions.

5. The guy who talks to the boss everyday and points out what everyone else is doing wrong.

6. The guy who constantly violates company seniority, but complains when he is violated.

Chris the company hero came in today to work while on vacation.

by Cageman December 24, 2019

Conant

A word to describe toxic people. Also can be used to describe someone who's mental health rapidly decreases on a social media site.

"That person was such a Conant."
"I think Jim is a Conant..."

by IamConant January 25, 2022

boon companion

your butt-buddysomeone you pack fudge with,usually used to describe Broke Back Mountain type of people

"Why don't you run back to your litte boon companion Mark, Irving???"

by BwareDaBrazilian May 15, 2006