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shit and piss combo

When you try to fart, but you instead piss and shit at the same time.
One time when I was 9, I was giving my dad an back massage, i was sitting on his back and wanted to fart but instead I did an shit and piss combo so stinky your nose will turn into dust if you smelt it, he immediately jumped up and my hot diarrhea splattered all over our brand new carpets, he went and showered and I could hear him crying, when he got out he made me clean my shit with my blanket, he made me sleep with my blanket that night, i was crying so much because the smell of my shit was that bad, i vomited and the pressure of my vomit was so harsh i did another shit and piss combo, i was crying as i rolled around in my filth and my dad came in and screamed when he saw it, "how can such an small child have so much shit inside there body?!?" he said, he then said to me to take an bath and i was forced to sleep in the couch because my dad didn't want to risk me sleeping in his bed because I might do another shart and piss combo, we then bought an brand new carpet and an brand new bed set for me.
by pinecone alligator October 28, 2022
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Combo

When partners conduct sexual acts in such that they both receive pleasure
" but im horny too! cant we just combo?"
by sean & nina July 28, 2008
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COMBO WHORE

a expression used during the game dotA(defense of the Ancients) or in Unreal torney. USed when many players gank another players using "speical" abilities.
Player got killed by team 1
COMBO WHORE
team1 guy:wtf was that
team1 guy2: stupid annocer
by Cowlord May 13, 2005
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Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
Bro 1: Bro! Ash Kash just pulled of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo
Bro 2:No way!
by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020
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Pro combo

to charge a plasma pistol then shoot some1 then pull outa carbine & shoot dat person in da head in halo2

also known as da nub combo
Mace: River get da pro combo & shoot dat ho.
River: i got it where is he
by CJ aka mace windu 76 August 3, 2006
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Dr. Of Common Sense

A bald headed imbecile with aviator shades thinking he's promoting common sense. When all he does is rant about Obama, and saying he is similar to Bin Laden and Hitler including saying he got Joan Rivers killed which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. His fans consist of idiots who will blindly follow what he says and get mad like a SMOSH or a PewDiePie fan whenever someone calls him out or says he doesn't know what he's talking about.
You sir are like Dr. Of Common Sense you both don't what you're talking about half the time and rant like a little bitches.
by Mr.XYZ September 16, 2014
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noob combo

A combo used in halo 2 involving the Plasma Pistol and Battle rifle. It is widely known as a "noob combo" because "a noob can use it and kill a seasoned veteran." so basically the other strong weapons (i.e rocket launcher, sword, shotgun) are noob weapons since a noob can kill a veteran easily with those.
veteran: hay u noob combo me iz rank 37 me iz good me no die
player: what? i'm rank 38 and I am supposedly a noob? racist
veteran: yah but i die means u noob and u live n yer moms basement
player: lol
by fuzzy fish March 11, 2008
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