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Commander

The name of a person or thing that thinks of himself highly as royalty and that he or she is always right, and rambles on and on about the same things. Some one who can only think or see anyone of the opposite sex, which inhibits them from furthering on in their life. One who fails at school.
Girl 1: Just guess what this guys problem is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: he's a commander.
Girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he's an idiot.
by FischerBoom1 June 12, 2011
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Comance

When somebody is in love with a couple.
Other forms comancing-verb, comanced-adv., comancing- adj.
That was one crazy comance!
by RabioticChimp July 4, 2008
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Comanche Snow Plow

The first step to the Comanche Snow Plow is to throw in a fat dip. Then make your partner put her left foot over her head and spit on your dick and ram it in her ass so hard that she wails like a Comanche Indian.
Holy shit Jake did you just see that Comanche Snow Plow last night
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valley commando

Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.
Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'
by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008
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The 11th Commandment

Term referring to the 10 commandments
The 11th commandment being : Thou shall not be a homo.

Some examples are :
1. 10 guy sleepovers
2. Touching yourself with another guy present
3. Raving in front of the mirror with other guys
4. Sucking lollipops in public. Period.
5. Being a homo in general
"Dude..the 11th commandment!!"
"You pulled an 11.."
by loko May 17, 2008
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Starfleet Commander

A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.
"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"
by firstkipchak March 21, 2010
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